Thursday, March 1, 2012

People of Disney World

My family has been in Orlando for the past week. Enjoying the Magic Kingdom, Animal Kingdom, Epcot and Hollywood Studios.

Currently, I'm sitting here in the lobby waiting for our car service to pick us up and take us to the airport.

So, I thought I would take this moment to write a post regarding "The People of Disney World." Let me tell you, they make Walmart people look like peaches!

While on the monorail, I witnessed a woman wearing Uggs, capris and a tube top. This same woman proceeded to lick - yes I said LICK her significant other's arm pit! Yum! Did I mention it was nearly 90 degrees yesterday? Her significant other was wearing a t-shirt drenched in sweat with the sleeves cut off - hence the easy access to his pit. Can't make this stuff up people!

Second - Fanny Packs - EVERYWHERE! What is wrong with backpacks people - or a cross-body handbag?

Third, I saw several people missing nearly am entire mouth of teeth. I mean their smiles were all gums. Now, having been plagued with dental issues myself, I can say this with certainty - I would fix my teeth before I gave a dime to Disney - just saying....

Diapers are not acceptable attire for your babies. If I can see the saggy bottom filled with either A) Urine or B) A huge load of Feces, there is a big issue! Further, Disney needs to enforce the policy "No shoes, no service." I saw too many kids and adults, walking around the park sans shoes! Gross!!

Finally, high heels and dresses with your rear hanging out is NEVER acceptable attire for an amusement park. Last time I checked, prostitution was frowned upon in the Magic Kingdom.

Ah, yes this is just a hint of what I witnessed here at Disney World. Never a dull moment!


  1. Enjoyed very much reading your a native to Orlando, I've also been appalled at the various water parks and what actually constitutes a bathing suit. I'm a larger gal myself and whenever I'm feeling bad about myself, I head over to the water park to catch a 300lb gal in her thong and welp, I feel like a million bucks about myself AND I also lose my appetite which is another nice side effect:)


  2. Hope you are having fun in Disney!! I am so very jealous! BTW - I tagged you a fun bloggy type post. You're welcome to join in on this fun. :)

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